Director: Bill Condon
Writers: Melissa Rosenberg (screenplay), Stephenie Meyer (novel)
Genre: Adventure, Fantasy, Romance
Runtime: 124 minutes
Rated: PG-13
My score: 4/10
Trailer
Summary
Victoria is defeated and now the couple is free to be together, so what's better than Bella and Edward getting married but no one expected what was going to happen afterwards.
What I think of the film (Spoilers)
The joy of marriage, a happy event in every girl's life and after the past 3 movies it's a befitting ending to the on/off relationship Bella and Edward had. What interest me thought is until the actual day of the wedding no one looks happy about it, apart from Alice who is planning it. Jacob gets pissed off and runs away, Bella's dad looks like he's on the verge of alcoholism, the mum is...erm...she just doesn't convince me and then the couple is with their usual constipated expression on their faces. Even while she walks down the isle for god's sake she looks like she doesn't want to be there. Edward has a massive smile and she doesn't crack one until the ceremony starts (note: that shitty "gee thanks" type of smile that she gives to her dad doesn't count)
First night...what can i say...as Bella said (i can't believe i'm actually agreeing with the character) everything was fine until Edward got depressed about bruising her. REALLY!!!! You had Jacob kicking off at their wedding saying he's going to kill her, the bed is in pieces and YOU ARE A VAMPIRE what did you expect to happen? Bella getting bruised is the best F@#$% scenario. Plus I'm being nice here and not talking about how the e-r-e-c-t-i-o-n is possible.
And then the juicy part of the story starts. Bella is pregnant! Oh the joy...of no one again. Well almost no one, at least Bella is actually happy this time. Unfortunately though she still a bad liar and giving stupid excuses that would make any parent worry, especially considering her past experiences. Anyway, she becomes a walking skeleton and then after quite a while Jacob (not even the actual vampires) had the idea of giving the baby to drink some blood! Who would have thought that eh? A baby between human and vampire, obviously abnormal pregnancy with the fetus growing extremely quick and the mother not being able to eat anything. Crazy world.
I'll never finish this blog if i continue. All and all this movie was basically about their honey moon trip and her pregnancy. Oh the irony, when Bella was being sick Edward made a comment "for sickness and in health" but when she's about to die with their baby "we were supposed to be together and you are abandoned me by choosing IT".
Anyway I'm sidetracking again. The make up is as bad as usual apart this time for Bella's makeup was better thank usual. She did look very malnourished and bony. This movie was a filler. Not much of excitement and lots of pointless scenes. Every time I've seen this movie I always catching myself wishing the movie to hurry up. They could have easily in my opinion shrink it and connect it with the second one to have one movie. Even if the movie was bigger. I am pretty sure the fans of the movie would be more than happy to sit through a well made 3 hour movie or so. I would suggest watching that movie having the controller close to you in case you decide to fast forward the oomfs and ugs of the actors (yes those are the noises they make sometimes. If you seen the previous movies you should know what i mean).
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